The morning coffee brought big news:
Swimmers spotted four Great White Sharks on the beach in Chatham. Wait, let me be clear: Not ON the beach – in the water. Swimming around … and around … and around. Some would call that circling – orbiting their prey, slowly moving in for the flesh-ripping, limb-tearing, feeding-frenzy. But I’m not here to give sharks bad press – that’s already been done – I’m just trying to help you, the reader, understand the everyday danger that is my life. I risk it all to bring you, the reader, a good story.
So, off we went up the coast. Past Chatham, to Wellfleet. Wellfleet, where there is no swimming ban. God forbid we miss a beach day because the “Coast Guard” spotted some 14′ sharks. The Atlantic called us and it would be rude to ignore the call – we had to dive right into the water like good-natured guests.
A seal joined us – not more than 15 feet from shore. If he were walking on land he’d be limping… I don’t know what that’s called in the water. Drowning?
Oh, Seal! Do you remember our meeting last year? I do. It was magical. Last year, I had to swim ever so far – my legs dangled 100 feet above the ocean floor – they were like little noodles hanging off the end of a fork, ready to be swallowed up by the sharks. This year, you bob seductively near shore… it would be effortless to get to you. But I won’t do it because I am sensible and also I saw this
hovering overhead. A sure sign that somebody is looking for sharks. I said, LOOKING FOR SHARKS. We decided that building sand castles is pretty fun.
Tags: Cape Cod, letterpress printer, shark
August 2, 2010 at 10:04 pm |
OMG alert. That would have gotten my attention big time. We used to go to Wellfleet every summer when my girls were younger, now 30, 28 and 22. I enjoy your take on life…reminds me of my middle daughter’s musings: http://bigmoonsky.blogspot.com/
August 2, 2010 at 11:18 pm |
Are you joking that you went swimming?? Fran!! In the name of Catholic sashimi-don’t!
Lucia
http://dysfunctionalscrapbooking.wordpress.com
August 2, 2010 at 11:57 pm |
Of course I’m not joking-you know I’m a daredevil. A delicious daredevil.
August 3, 2010 at 2:49 am |
I remember going to the Cape after ‘Jaws’ came out…I couldn’t believe how many people stayed on dry land at the beaches – and that wasn’t even a real shark!!
August 4, 2010 at 8:54 pm |
Lynda – Isn’t Wellfleet beautiful? Sharks can’t even keep me away. I love your middle daughter’s blog – so sweet.
August 4, 2010 at 8:56 pm |
Steve- that’s so funny! I think I’ll re-watch that movie now…
August 8, 2010 at 11:56 pm |
Fran –
Not sure if you’ve seen this…from one end of the food chain to the other!
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=%2F20100808%2FNEWS%2F8080324
August 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm |
YIKES! Luckily Mr. Limpy the Seal would have taken the hit . . .